Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 10, 2020

If it belongs to you it’s “stuff” if it belong to someone else it “crap”. George Carlin

Sometimes called the junk drawer.

:-)

And you save it because you might need it sometime…

I wish I could fit all my junk into just one drawer…

Just one, Aunty?! Surely you can come up with more crap than that!

“Where you you keep” was a major distraction from the flow of the joke.

like pieces of string too short to use.

It’s where you keep that piece that came off something but you don’t know what and you’re afraid to throw it away, because as soon as you do, you’ll find out where it belongs.

You have only one crap drawer, Aunty?

Hiccups so early in the day, Aunty? Intervention time? Naaahhh!

“…where you you keep…” ?

Good grief! About half of my drawers are like that… ☺

I’m betting there are some 3d world countries where they don’t have enough crap to fit in a drawer (and we call it “junk drawer).

i have a couple of them.

Not me…I don’t have one of those.

So, is that where you keep Walt?

I believe in everything in it’s place. Some things, that’s it’s place