I guess I’m getting old. For me, step 1 would be to apply for the permits.
Actually, I think you mean the couple from Nashville.
You see that half-finished car in the driveway? That’s your college fund.
I think it’s the mold spores
A girl I used to work with wore false eyelashes—the kind applied by a stylist and are meant to be worn for weeks before removal. She mentioned that she would be removing hers over the weekend. That night, I saw several videos in my feed about how to remove those exact kind of eyelashes. Don’t tell me my phone isn’t listening!
…don’t you mean, “fur real?” Talk about a missed opportunity!
Shouldn’t she be tossing those pages into a dumpster fire?
It does tend to come as a shock to teenagers when they realize their parents used to be teenagers too, with all the same thoughts and feelings that they themselves have.
In the last panel, the socks should have been plaid as well
Only if there are sharks in the water as well.