Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 15, 2020

Don’t you want something on those,Vlad. Catsup,Mustard they would taste better.

Turkish hot dogs, no doubt.

Typo in the caption.

I would have gone to the stand next to it for a Jalapeno on a Steek

His favourite car is an Impala.

spellcheck ?

You don’t even want to see him around shish-kabobs

conceited to say I knew who it was before I read the caption. (sometimes I wonder about the contents of my memory networks)

Stick around. You’ll be Vlad you did.

People keep telling me those corn dogs are really good. I haven’t been brave enough to try one though.

Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler’s favorite customer.

I guess he wasn’t in the mood for stake.