Come on now, turtles are not that slow.
You’d be slow too if your legs were locked into one position and all you could do was continue sliding forward due to momentum.
TORTOISE!! ;-)
What dave1960 said! Plus “Damn you dave1960 for getting there first!!!” :-)
Much more exciting than watching paint dry.
They live very long lives because they aren’t stressed out and caught up with the rat pack…..er…..human RACE…..Er …human activity….
Beats a lot of modern tv/cable
The turtle lives ’twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile. – Ogden Nash (My favorite poet.)
It’s a lot like televised golf. Or snooker.
“If only there was a way to combine this with my other hobby of bird watching.”
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wjones about 4 years ago
Come on now, turtles are not that slow.
Algolei I about 4 years ago
You’d be slow too if your legs were locked into one position and all you could do was continue sliding forward due to momentum.
DaveG1960 about 4 years ago
TORTOISE!! ;-)
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 4 years ago
What dave1960 said! Plus “Damn you dave1960 for getting there first!!!” :-)
ksu71 about 4 years ago
Much more exciting than watching paint dry.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
They live very long lives because they aren’t stressed out and caught up with the rat pack…..er…..human RACE…..Er …human activity….
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Beats a lot of modern tv/cable
JD'Huntsville'AL about 4 years ago
The turtle lives ’twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile. – Ogden Nash (My favorite poet.)
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
It’s a lot like televised golf. Or snooker.
Kip Williams about 4 years ago
“If only there was a way to combine this with my other hobby of bird watching.”
craigwestlake about 4 years ago
An early form of Internet delivery…