Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 28, 2020

#silentbutdeadly

#foxsmellsitsownhole

#methanealert

#callhazmat

#fllatulentfido

I presume this is sung to the melody of “There once was a union maid”?

Mittens proved that he is well-educated. He spelled “sdkiy839203i[ja” correctly.

#sourgaswell

#pyroclasticflow