Close to Home by John McPherson for January 28, 2020

Forget about the severance package. I’ll settle for hitting the real thing.

I,also, was thinking you better tether him to the Weeble.

Nah, I got a better idea of what to do with that blow up doll.

Executives get a CEO pinata full of cash.

Is that really wise? Having a baseball bat in the office where you are firing someone? Inviting violent activity? Some fuses light very easily.

Love those Office Drapes HaHa

yeah, I’d like to give three whacks to whoever picked out those drapes

“Thanks anyway, but I’ve already gotten my four-part severance package! CEO, duct tape, rope, trunk!”

I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Japanese companies have long made those available for employees needing to vent frustration. Improves morale.

Three smacks and then you get your Trump U diploma.

No take backs.

I had something like this when I was a kid in early 60s and it was named “Ercolino sempreinpiedi”

That dummy looks like Mayor Pete!