Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 01, 2020

Maybe it’s time to admit that it was actually Lord Splendid Modesty she saw.

you’re just jealous, Marigold, that you never got to see the face of Lord Splendid Humility and Phoebe did

And Marigold hasn’t even started thinking about whether Lord Splendid Humility is more magnificent than she is, which he can’t possibly be, but what if he is? And would Phoebe tell me the truth either way? And what if…

You know Marigold’s upset when not even sparkling makes her smile.

Aww who’s that being a Ms Grumpy Corn?

It’s OK, Marigold… let it all out…

Are sparkles the unicorn equivalent of human tears once in a while?

Guess what?

Unicorn butt.

I can’t really blame Marigold that much, though. LSH’s secrecy is sort of a big deal among unicorns and her especially, so for someone else, especially a non-unicorn, to get the chance to see his face and not her, would justifiably make her feel left out. I’d sulk too.

A sulky race? Well, if those ponies don’t want to run, don’t make then!

Poor Marigold.

Unisulk!

At least she didn’t curl her lip into a pout because then she would be spouting and we would never hear the end of it.

Marigold’s “spulking” face looks more like a constipated face.

Watch what you say around magic; one wrong word and one of them will turn into a sulky…

And if you do your sparkly sulking in a cave it’s called “spulunking”.