Oh forget it. My wishes don’t ever come true anyway.
Will it take 137 years for the wish to come true? I wish that I weighed less.
You have to make your wish come true. Or tell Santa.
who’s got not only that kind of money, but also that kind of time? (I know lightyears measure distance, but work with me)
Wish for lifetime free shipping for all your next wishes.
The stellar version of Lucy Van Pelt?
Better wish you can cover the cost.
Free shipping, arrive by 9:00 pm tomorrow…Amazon Prime.
No problem. I’ll pay C.O.D. Even if your shipping moves at the speed of light, it will still take 137 years to get here, and by that time I’ll be too dead to pay up.
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you.
No Amazon Prime?
It costs way more than 5 cents.
Ah! See? That bike you wished for when you were 12 will be here in just over 130 more years!
“Light years”?
The way my life is going, those years are going to be heavy.
Keep the faith, Ziggy. A price from 137 light years away could be dirt cheap!
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
allen@home about 4 years ago
Oh forget it. My wishes don’t ever come true anyway.
sirbadger about 4 years ago
Will it take 137 years for the wish to come true? I wish that I weighed less.
wjones about 4 years ago
You have to make your wish come true. Or tell Santa.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
who’s got not only that kind of money, but also that kind of time? (I know lightyears measure distance, but work with me)
su43dipta about 4 years ago
Wish for lifetime free shipping for all your next wishes.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
The stellar version of Lucy Van Pelt?
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Better wish you can cover the cost.
DaBoogadie about 4 years ago
Free shipping, arrive by 9:00 pm tomorrow…Amazon Prime.
dcdete. about 4 years ago
No problem. I’ll pay C.O.D. Even if your shipping moves at the speed of light, it will still take 137 years to get here, and by that time I’ll be too dead to pay up.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you.
bryce.gear about 4 years ago
No Amazon Prime?
josh_bisbee about 4 years ago
It costs way more than 5 cents.
tcayer about 4 years ago
Ah! See? That bike you wished for when you were 12 will be here in just over 130 more years!
gammaguy about 4 years ago
“Light years”?
The way my life is going, those years are going to be heavy.
Ryan B Premium Member about 4 years ago
Keep the faith, Ziggy. A price from 137 light years away could be dirt cheap!