Close to Home by John McPherson for January 20, 2020

Unable to tell which is which. Is that Bleeb by the headboard and Dalcon under the covers. Or the other way around.

And what in tarnation are Bleeb and Dalcon during in their bed? Do they come from a voyeur planet? I swear those boys make me look like a choir boy.

Now as for turbulence and flying, is that why there is pee all over the place in airplane bathrooms?

Strange dream, he’s ordering from a stewardess, who accompanied him to the plane’s restroom.

Oy!

In-flight food service in the restroom. Man, I hate to think what the airline’s fee is for that!

Well, it appears he is not flying South West Airlines. He does not appear to have a fear of flying.

She’s alarmed that he might act out this dream situation to the fullest.

I think Delcon is about to receive a “Dutch oven”. Serves him right!

Do NOT go in there, there was some turbulence! It’s a real mess in there!

Flight of fantasy.

The aliens are certainly making themselves at home.

Judging by her look, he’s about encounter some turbulence.

And can I have an allergy pill and some bandages for the therapy dog in the next seat that just mauled me?

Is that a bedbug in the back between the pillows?