Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 13, 2020

I thought the name was Mortimer?

Mousferatu?

I do not get this one. Nosferatu is, essentially, another name for vampires. Is that funny?

And you’d like some ratatouille?

Nosfer*rat*tu?

Not nearly as scary as that creepy corporate mouse with the white gloves and giant yellow shoes.

Sooo, a cross-dressing vampire would be “Dragula”? ☺

Mouseferatu?

The bold-font letters spell out “rat,” but you really have to be looking for them to see them. Not the clearest of visual cues….

M-I-C-K-E-Y…ooops, wrong song.