Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 22, 2020

Beam me up, kitty!

That’s a cat.

Funny. But of course, she’s just avoiding the anal probe…

My first smile of the morning… Thank you Dave…

It’s your turn to empty the litter box.

Even with the door open they are not able to decide if that want to go out or stay in.

ET Kitty…

Look! A flying floof!

We had a cat who would come in with us through the front door and run to the back door to be let out.

…and they do it in an aloof manner….

Open the door biped. Close the door biped. Biped let me in, Let me out. Let me bakc in, I changd my mind. Now feed me biped. Biped, I will allow your lap to sat me. Now Biped, get me treats. I SAID NOW,

Midnight, not a sound from the pavement

Has the moon lost her memory?

She is smiling alone

In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet

And the wind begins to moan

Their laser beam brought all the cats running!

Oh, yes you can. And yes you will!

I opened the door and counted to 3 and then closed the door. They learned to make up their minds fast.

It looks cold out there – is it cold- maybe not too cold – can you go check for me – huh?

That’s a cat for you. But we still love them anyway.

Har!!

Well, it would help if you installed pet door.

Cats are cats, no matter what galaxy you’re in!