Strange Brew by John Deering for January 23, 2020

Well at least they won’t get a headache. By the way they do need to stop spilling their food.

Cut it with an “energy drink” maybe?

Invite more young people to relocate to your quaint and picturesque village, and then you’ll have new blood!

“Blood Lite, half the taste and no calories.”

We all know Vampire’s are hooked so maybe join VA and do the 12 steps.

Stay away from my double-reds!

I really need something that you can sink your teeth into. Maybe a nice blood pudding.

Just have to drink three times a s much for that satisfied feeling….errrr bite….

Well, now I know why my cardiologist put me on Plavix®

I asked for a Bloody Mary; not a Shirley Temple!

Who has ever wanted lumpy blood?

Those guys don’t have much room for brains.

vampires secret an enzyme that thins the blood and prevents coagulation,