Bigfoot stays busy. How many go missing in national parks?
The federal government does not track the number of missing persons in national parks, but experts believe about 1,600 individuals mysteriously vanish each year while visiting parks throughout the United States. While many reported missing are found, it is estimated hundreds remain missing.
We have a Bigfoot in Arkansas except we call it the Fouke Monster.
https://tinyurl.com/FoukeMonster
P.S. Our Bigfoot is not blurry. It’s a heavy breathing, red-eyed, fast-moving, man-like creature, 7 feet tall and 3 feet across the chest, that (I swear I’m not making this up) likes to put its arm around your shoulder.
Better a blurry Bigfoot than a smarmy cartoon-guy in an ugly shirt spouting aimless speech balloons! Big Foot is a big-assed myth. Spoof this, Biggie! [Gestures hypnotically.]
Interesting side note: Froglandia is the only place on Earth that has no known cryptids. There is absolutely nothing in Froglandia that is not entirely normal… for Froglandia.
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
A moment with a modern Mr. Magoo.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Bigfoot stays busy. How many go missing in national parks?
The federal government does not track the number of missing persons in national parks, but experts believe about 1,600 individuals mysteriously vanish each year while visiting parks throughout the United States. While many reported missing are found, it is estimated hundreds remain missing.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Look ma … a bigfoot print for sale by go-comic!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
A big fan would buy it.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
He’s not talking to anybody. He’s typing on his blog.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Military Propagandia for four legged Froglandia …
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
This bud’s for the blurry you will encounter ..
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
We have a Bigfoot in Arkansas except we call it the Fouke Monster.
https://tinyurl.com/FoukeMonster
P.S. Our Bigfoot is not blurry. It’s a heavy breathing, red-eyed, fast-moving, man-like creature, 7 feet tall and 3 feet across the chest, that (I swear I’m not making this up) likes to put its arm around your shoulder.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
We went fishing today and I came home with a whopper like that guy’s story.
Ya the Burger King gal threw me a whopper at the counter and I caught one.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Better a blurry Bigfoot than a smarmy cartoon-guy in an ugly shirt spouting aimless speech balloons! Big Foot is a big-assed myth. Spoof this, Biggie! [Gestures hypnotically.]
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Bigfoot …? I’m not a believer … Yet(i) …
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
He used to just be sketchy, but when the winter fur came in, he became blurry.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Interesting side note: Froglandia is the only place on Earth that has no known cryptids. There is absolutely nothing in Froglandia that is not entirely normal… for Froglandia.
garrodwilbur over 4 years ago
@3hourtourtour No one would ever believe in Donald Gump,
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
And just like that, my running days was over.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
In real life maybe blurry? HD on TV… WHAT IS AN ILLUSION?