Close to Home by John McPherson for January 15, 2020

Even Bleeb is throwing his tiny little body into it. Just trying to help.

Lunch

I’ll bet they make a mammoth sound when they fall over and hit the ground!

Just WHO thinks of these things?

Where’s Sid when you need him?

Animal cruelty is wrong.

Even the little alien guy is helping. I thought he would be in the mouth of the cave.

Probably just as true.

Wonder how urban dictionary would define this

Hmm, I wonder what predated snipe hunting?!

A mammoth undertaking.

Wooley bullies?

I’m guessing the force generated by those three puny little bodies would be hardly noticed by Mr Mammoth. In fact, the next panel probably has all three flatter than Trump’s learning curve..

Three 120 lb men tipping a 1000 lb mastodon? Yeah right. The idea is good tho.

That’s how this branch of sapiens became extinct.

The origins of moose tipping. Still practiced by native tribes in Alaska and the NW of Canada.

did mastodon sleep standing up??