Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 26, 2023

In that case, give me two.

However in two years it will stop working.

Priceless in that no one will give you even a single cent for it.

In 2 years – it hits the dump. Plastic trash.

I dread to think what future archaeologists will think of what they find in the ground. What will be even more crazy is when they dig up bones of women and find balls of silicone sitting in the chest cavity – trying to explain that one.

The most important appliance for any ‘blended family’.

… only if it’s in the original box, and it’s never been used.

“I dread to think what future archaeologists will think of what they find in the ground.”

Interesting. An implicit assumption that there will be “future archaeologists”, but neither historical record nor technological understanding.

Customer: “And this is a selling point to me because . . . ?” (But the salesman is a good fit for the title of this strip. He also dropped his a .)