Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 18, 2022

3 surgeons were discussing their favorite type of patient. The first said he preferred operating on electricians – you open them up and every thing neatly connected and color coded. The second preferred librarians because everything was organized and where it was supposed to be. The last said he preferred working on politicians because “they have no guts and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

I understand his problem. Politicians are all gas, and not the useful kind.

Just stay away from their heart, liver, diseased brain, mouth, feet and rear areas. Take Max Gas x and eat around the thigh areas.

Enough filibustering and eat the guy already!!

Politicians might be high in sodium due to all the pork that they pass.

Some things are just so vile you can’t blame scavengers if they turn their noses up at them, or beaks in this case

All the flies swarming, represents the loons, nuts and wack job followers…LOL

They’ve got faces on their tummies!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!! :)

IF it was just gas, maybe, they give me the runs also

They do the general public as well