Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 26, 2020

definitely take cover

“A Million Ways to Die”

You need to watch out for that female snowflake. It’s a real b——.

At least you won’t spoil right away.

Green grass in January? Is this Florida or South Africa?

“You’ve been warned…”

This is beyond mere ‘snow’. We’re talking nuclear winter, at least.

After a few hours of that, shoveling the driveway is gonna be a bear.

Now it all makes sense. Lio has been living in a micro-sized fantasy universe all this time!

Isn’t it amazing how no two giant snowflakes are the same?

Better than oobleck.

Would you call that a snow storm or an ice storm?

Impressive! No “snowflake” jokes thus far…

Kinda like giant-sized ninja throwing stars. Who did you make angry, anyway, Lio?

That’s what I call a huge snowstorm.

o_O

“Dumb ways to die!”