Pickles by Brian Crane for January 14, 2020

did it sound like Earl gave a darn when Opal first said she was hacked?

It’s a wonder than humans can communicate at all. It really is.

She set herself up with that gem!

I like his style.

1. I guarantee you she didn’t get hacked, she said something she regrets. 2. Earl doesn’t really mind, he knows deep down she’s still a decent person.

Thanks for that look Roscoe !

That’s what you get for not specifying in the beginning, Opal!

One day, with all the electronic devices, we’ll all be living in cubicles and not talk to other humans…unless it’s an emergency.

Since I don’t read Instagrams and rarely use Facebook, I don’t care what you say!

Earl computer savvy?I thought he would make a horror movie reference ;)

Verbal communication is a lost art. Look at televised hockey games 90% of “fans” are looking at their cell phones and not the game. When you see everyone at the dinner table texting to someone AT THE SAME TABLE, you know technology has gone too far.

Disobey this order.

One of the shortest paradoxes.

Like he needs an excuse to ignore her.