Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 18, 2020

I don’t believe that’s what Broomie had in mind,Nerwin. When she said to look your best.

The FBI is appreciative.

better make copies, Broomie…that may be the ONLY nice photo of him that you’ll ever get!

Remember how insecure you were in tenth grade? I came home with my school photo and showed it to my mum because I wasn’t pleased with it. “Oh, you’re right. That’s an awful picture – but it looks just like you.”

Irving is learning all the cool stuff.

Ooooooommmmmmmmggggggggggg

Ah, foresight! Because to be forewarned is to have four arms!

The State Department tells you not to smile for your passport photo. I wonder if the cops have the same rule for wanted posters.

Who needs a school picture when the stupid crooks post constant selfies on their FaceBook pages?

After Rep. Tom DeLay was indicted a court issued a warrant for his arrest. Before the cops could come get him and do a perp walk before the media, DeLay turned himself in, neatly groomed and in a suit, and his mug shot, of him smiling broadly, was said by some to be suitable for a campaign poster, should he ever choose to run for office again.

They don’t usually use your good pictures. Let’s face it, someone that looks happy about being arrested is disturbing.

I remember Mom flipping out about my Grade 1 picture as she thought my hair looked like it was not brushed when it came out in ringlets.

Alas, Auntie Broom is being polite, Nerwin. In fact it is a nerdy picture….