Clay Bennett for December 18, 2019

There won’t be room for many more lips on Il Douche’s a** after all the cowardly retrumplicans get on their knees behind him. It makes me sick

I’m astounded what lengths GOP goes to to lie, cheat, collude to save a F-IN POS!

Shouldn’t the first column be “Da”? After all, Putin has been known to hedge his bets.

It’s been a long long time since We the People’s opinion has mattered to the Senate and Mitch is an authoritarian who feels only his opinion counts.

Once the Republicans latched onto the tail of the Wormwood comet (Trump & Putin) they are all headed to the Abyss. And they will drag us with them. And maybe the world.

Maybe it’s time for Americans to have an intense indoctrination in all things Russian starting with the language. Putin and the Weasel will be running the sideshow with Moscow Mitch and Soggy GRAHAMcracker groveling for CORRUPTION CRUMBS.

We’re calling him Moscow Mitch but his loyalty seems to lie with his wife’s bloodlines in China.

Moscow Mitch and the lawless, cowardly Republicons will be joined for eternity to the criminal, conman in the Oval. The lowlife scum deserve each other.

By Presidential Proclamation, Vlad is now an Honorary Republiklan, authorized to vote as often as necessary.

Great Toon