When the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as the party of the first part fails to read the contract offered by the party of the second part, hereafter referred to as the party of the second part, the consequences arbgarble, harknurf furnlasp, whereas blibble to farqut except in the whitpl event of total basblap, therefore all agreements mean bupkis.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
M. Finkletoot. Very nice.
loridobson Premium Member over 4 years ago
They deliberately make terms and conditions exceeding long and complicated so you give up after the first paragraph.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Mr. Finkletoot? LOLOLOL
zerotvus over 4 years ago
I do…..
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
When the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as the party of the first part fails to read the contract offered by the party of the second part, hereafter referred to as the party of the second part, the consequences arbgarble, harknurf furnlasp, whereas blibble to farqut except in the whitpl event of total basblap, therefore all agreements mean bupkis.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 4 years ago
What else is he paying you for? Big moola in reading terms and conditions.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Oh! He must be referring to the microdot at the bottom of the page.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Friggin’ lawyers. If I had a dollar for every contract I didn’t read, I’d be rich.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Doesn’t matter, he’s just gonna use the contract to line his bird cage.