Where’s all the debris, straws, plastic bottles, snarled fishing nets, etc? I still can’t understand why BROOMY doesn’t use her magic broom more….Hmmmm!
Which is true Broomie? Your stated age of “1500+” or your “knowing Moses”? Or are both fictions? Still, that Parted Waters thing is mighty impressive….
Popular culture seems to think Moses was a magician and could part any body of water any time he liked… But when God told him to raise his staff, God was the one who parted the Red Sea. He was merely using Moses as His spokesperson. Then after the people of Israel (probably at least 4 or 5 million people: Exodus 12:37 says 600,000 men, not counting women and children) had crossed over on dry land that night (Exodus 14:15-22), when Pharaoh and 600 chariots and other soldiers were pursuing through the “canyon” and all the Israelites were safe on the far side, God told Moses to stretch his hand out over the sea, and God allowed the waters to return to normal, defeating the Egyptians (Exodus 14:25-31).
TL;DR: God has the power over Creation, not Moses. Also, Moses’ staff was only used to part the Red Sea once.
potrerokid over 4 years ago
If she’s only 1500 years old, then NO…..she’d have to be at least twice that!!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
He’d been already married to another shiksa for at least 20 centuries, eh, Broomie?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Where’s all the debris, straws, plastic bottles, snarled fishing nets, etc? I still can’t understand why BROOMY doesn’t use her magic broom more….Hmmmm!
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
Broomie, the man who did the special effects for THE TEN COMMANDMENTS is NOT Moses.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
Just how old is she?
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Someone has lost track of her age. That’s OK it’s not polite to ask a lady that. (Honestly, I have trouble now remembering my age).
pchemcat over 4 years ago
Broomie has been lying about her age…she must be at least 3000 years old if not older, not 1500!
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
She probably zapped back in time for his autograph.
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Oh my! Well Broomie, if you have the connections to get this done, then you certainly have the connections to get a date!
Tycosfisheries Premium Member over 4 years ago
after this one I just clicked UNFOLLOW
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
If she knew Moses two words, OY GEVALT!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Which is true Broomie? Your stated age of “1500+” or your “knowing Moses”? Or are both fictions? Still, that Parted Waters thing is mighty impressive….
Taracinablue over 4 years ago
Popular culture seems to think Moses was a magician and could part any body of water any time he liked… But when God told him to raise his staff, God was the one who parted the Red Sea. He was merely using Moses as His spokesperson. Then after the people of Israel (probably at least 4 or 5 million people: Exodus 12:37 says 600,000 men, not counting women and children) had crossed over on dry land that night (Exodus 14:15-22), when Pharaoh and 600 chariots and other soldiers were pursuing through the “canyon” and all the Israelites were safe on the far side, God told Moses to stretch his hand out over the sea, and God allowed the waters to return to normal, defeating the Egyptians (Exodus 14:25-31).
TL;DR: God has the power over Creation, not Moses. Also, Moses’ staff was only used to part the Red Sea once.