Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 08, 2020

sounds about right.

Trivia For The Day: A jerk who takes more than 15 items to the express checkout lane is known as an EXPRESS-HOLE.

and those are only the regular size cups, can you imagine if the guy would have had the 44 oz. ones like they do at some of the gas stations?

At least he isn’t taking time to mix the flavors. A Dr. Pepsi actually tastes pretty good.

Pretty soon he’ll be able to fill out his clothes more, like Drabble. Mabe a lot more.

I’m fairly sure there’s no free refills at gas stations. I feel guilty if I even take a few sips to make sure the carbonation/syrup mix is right.

Stores are changing their “15 items or less” signs to the more friendly “About 15 items”.

After the first drink I politely ask them to move out of the way.If they don’t, I shoot them.

You’re just sore because he got there first.

If I discover that the syrup has run out on my choice, I’ll dump it and start over, usually at an alternate machine if there is one.