Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 07, 2019

If he wants a cigar then call hin Edgar.

Not spelled right grammer police…If he should run wild..

Be on gared Edgar..

The thing missind is u.

Hold the e.

See you stiffs at the Froglandia Christmas Dance.

Lamest editorial staff ever!

Doris was no stranger to irony.

It has been pointed out to me by that Paragon of Backwoods Redneck Trash that I failed to respond to a comment by our Creator on December 3rd. The comment, via wangled acronym, mocked my disability. Sorry I missed my opportunity (FYI: I spend most Tuesdays stalking the chef de pasta at The Old Spaghetti Factory).

Please also forgive Mother for not responding. She’s been busy actually doing something about squirrels rather than just cartooning about them.

Floppy-necked Ed and his tactless partner seem to resemble prehistoric “eye idols,” which are actually enigmatic figurines that may have cultic use.

Nice examples from Kültepe in alabaster, figs. 15 & 16 in this article: http://tinyurl.com/vg7soxc

ED

What is wrong with chew…

Toss me my sunglass case.

Irony is a dish that is best served with sardines at the Silent Woman Inn.

What a smoke blind man, who hit the fan see..

No words…..(EYE ROLL)

How did I miss Ed and his dazzling partner yesterday? Timing is everything in life, they say.

Fizz Ed ….

Bang Banging my head on the big bang theory all day.

Ed looks Dead.

Ed’s condition looks even worse today….