Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 14, 2020

Let me ruminate on that…

Makes as much sense as any of the folderol that’s out there.

It’s the burps, not the wind.

Udder nonsense…

The expression on the horse is priceless.

Only a feedlot can compare with the miles and miles of bison they replaced.

Cows don’t fart they burp

You’re tootin’ something alright.

Too much roughage, switch to fish four meals a week.

Now if only there were stupid-creds for mental flatulence.

Is there a vague reference to the book “Animal Farm” in here?

Tit Coins?

Yer darn tootin’!