Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 05, 2019

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Spare loot in your pocket book…

    Pave a helping wing and don’t be a ding.

    Then get your fill you new born pill.

    Go about your way and know what to say…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    The CLAW and JAW

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    Not a very good likeness of a rodent’s front teeth, I don’t think.

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    A first grader’s supposed to write out that whole thing? I hope they get good breakfasts.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago

     

    Teresa – How could you compare man’s best friend to those … those … those … pawns of satan? (those are YOUR words, aren’t they?)

    https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2015/04/05

    (next time bring your own damn chicken and dumplings)

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Squabbles Doggles

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    I often mistake dogs for squirrels and vice versa.

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    painedsmile  over 4 years ago

    The comparison looks a little flawed to me. When did a squirrel grow a bear paw with bear-size claws?

    Fido, by comparison, looks like a he’s on point. I’ve never had any of my hunting dogs hang their tongues out the side of their mouth, but to each his own.

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    painedsmile  over 4 years ago

    I had someone read the story to me (as instructed) but I couldn’t remember a damn thing afterward. Something about a worm eating a bug covered in corn meal for breakfast, I think. Were there chickens in the story?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Big fat pig was to lazy to help milk the cow….

    So so little piggy no milk. Or butter and cream with sugar for you.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Moooove it on over big dawg a little squirrel is moooooving in.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Chickens eat breakfast, dogs have teeth and squirrels have claws,

    and that’s what I learned in Froglandia school today.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Summer. Bugs. Chicks. Breakfast.

    That’s all I retained from the auditory version. Then, I read the print version. Wow, what a difference!

    Thus have we strayed so far from the ancient and medieval auditory cultures, or even that of Victorian 18-and-91 (not that that has anything to do with dogs being compared to squirrels; but, then, logic never was FA’s strongest suit)….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    HefeWheaties .Beer

    The breakfast of ex-champions.

    A Hefeweizen German beer and Wheaties teamed up to make this beer. It is out of Minneapolis and tested there.

    If you earned this,

    Then drink like fish.

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