Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 03, 2019

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Button button…who’s got the button….

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    The Old Wolf  over 4 years ago

    Thank you, your nothing specialness!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It wasn’t REALLY all purpose. But it WAS most purpose. Nobody ever noticed the difference, the absent purposes being those seldom encountered.

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    A synonym for popular music; or, the interior design section in the department store of your choice.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    1…2…s. Pretty power…. Wall flower… Trim a tree…. For me.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Patches? I don’t got to show you no stinking patches!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    Works for me.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    If she moved like a pretty ballerina in an elevate the pink, then an advancement would be a hopeless mistake.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 4 years ago

    http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2019/12/01/it-seems-i-owe-teresa-burritt-an-apology/

    I can’t believe this guy didn’t pick up on my self-deprecating callout. No offense was taken, so no apology is necessary. ♥Yes, We Feel the Love♥ has always been the tag-phrase placed on perceived jabs at “Frog Applause”, warranted or not. The old “Frog Blog” often included cut-and-paste comments from readers who had less than complimentary things to say about “Frog Applause” or about me personally. I know I most enjoyed reader comments that went right for the jugular.

    I don’t know D.D. Degg, but he seems to be a straightforward, fair-minded kind of a guy. He’s obviously not familiar with our Froglandian ways around here, otherwise he would have known that my comment was all in good fun and was just being milked and (perhaps mocked) for a purposely lame and overly-dramatic post. If an apology is owed, I think I owe D.D. Degg an apology for making him think he owed me one.

    By the way, tours of the Froglandian Bath Mat Factory are half-price today. Get there early before all the complimentary walnettos are gone. Also, Mother Thalweg will be at her celebutante kiosk-yurt to sign autographs and give sound advice to all your problems. No word on whether Rotifer will be making an appearance. Last we heard he was in rehab again for an unspecified idée fixe (UIF).

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    prettyfeet  over 4 years ago

    I collect buttons so there is nothing uninteresting about them in my opinion.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    This brings a whole new meaning

    to putting your ass in a sling …!

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    cooganm Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d stay away from #62 until you get your foot out of the sling.

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    INGSOC   over 4 years ago

    What’s the purpose of an air filter, it just sits there and collects dust..

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    And, lo, the seasonal (very spicy!) visions of Minoan ballet elves danced in my mind (alleged, if you insist), until a sprain put one’s foot in a sling, forcing him/her/it to hobble (not hobbit) over to the sidelines and spend the remainder of the concert (at the Froglandia Culture Centre and Dollar Store) perusing old button ads!

    A LAME VISION of apocalyptic proportions. Can you degg it?

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    Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is the uninterestingness also self-rising?

    (It could be; it looks like there’s a half-a-Hermes with one wingéd heel.)

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