The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 13, 2021
September 12, 2021
September 14, 2021
Transcript:
KN: Anything good in your PO box? KK: Ive been nominated for an "Idiot" grant!! KN: whats that? KK: If I win , Id be paid $250,00 to quit what IM doing and quietly go away!! KK: Past winners include Dan Quayle, Jar jar Binks and Yahoo serious!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
To think Jar Jar lasted the longest of those.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Are you sure you’re down to those low standards?
Darsan54 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sure. And then just find something different to do.
Iseau over 2 years ago
I hear Whispering Joe was on the top 10 list until he got elected President. Now he’s on the top 5 the other four being the Democratic Squad.
Jefano Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’d completely forgotten Yahoo Serious. Wish I could say the same for other two.
GaryCooper over 2 years ago
What the world needs is a lot more of these grants. I can think of a hundred nominees without even trying.
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well shoot, where do I apply?
Julius Marold Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t worry Keith, you won’t win.