Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 13, 2019

No wonder he sounds like he has terminal lung disease.

This explains why Darth always sounds wheezy.

Lung, I am your cancer.

So that’s what Leia meant by “I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard.”

HAHA my husband has this printed on his lunch bag.

I wonder whether he considered naming him Death Vader. But that doesn’t have as much punch. I suppose he could have gone with Death Vaper, but that’s too complicated…

explains why he needs so much help to breathe

I find your lack of breath disturbing.

I saw the first one of the new group, but lost interest when they killed Han Solo. Apparently, Harrison Ford suffered a broken leg making that movie, when a hydraulic door came down on his leg.

Such a vapid idea for a cartoon.