Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 12, 2019

Age discrimination!

Let’s go back and check what that little green goblin of yours is up to. He’s probably built a Santa trap by now.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

She must have gotten Gary confused with the credit card company.

Awwww! Poor GARY! I’m sure Leopold is gloating…

Gary should negotiate for a severance package.

aww :p

I think that woman is a bit bigoted. Gary is reformed and would not hurt anyone. Leopold, on the other hand…..

Poor Gary!!!!!!!!! :)

Have a GREAT Christmas Gary !!! Oh here, this is your last check,,,,!!!! lol

Dang, the last vampire Santa I saw was on Billy & Mandy’s Grim Adventures.

Shut up, Karen. No one cares what you think!"

Yup. That’s our Give-Up Gary! —The world’s most spineless vampire!

If she only knew..Gary’s very clean and gave up blood sucking. He’s harmless as a puppy.