“Okay… I know a place. But only if you promise not to sing.”
“Come in she said I’ll give you shelter from the storm.’
Take off your fur and jump into the pot on the stove
Red Bird: “When donkeys fly! Now get lost, you funny nose-drawn, rolled-tail rat!!”
“What happened to your tree, squirrel and by the way, I’m doing an instrumental!”
And how do you expect to get your furry, fat body through my little, bitty door? Don’t even think about enlarging it with your chisel teeth!
Two winters ago, one of these buggers built a nest on top of my car’s battery. That was a bit of a shock.
Welcome to Red Roof Inn!
Need a warm spot? Rose has a place where you can snuggle up. With a cute little kitty!
It’s all Murphy’s own fault.
His Real Estate Scam sold off all the warm places to sleep at night.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Okay… I know a place. But only if you promise not to sing.”
amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Come in she said I’ll give you shelter from the storm.’
Nachikethass over 4 years ago
Take off your fur and jump into the pot on the stove
Lyons Group, Inc. over 4 years ago
Red Bird: “When donkeys fly! Now get lost, you funny nose-drawn, rolled-tail rat!!”
jagedlo over 4 years ago
“What happened to your tree, squirrel and by the way, I’m doing an instrumental!”
Thechildinme over 4 years ago
And how do you expect to get your furry, fat body through my little, bitty door? Don’t even think about enlarging it with your chisel teeth!
Lou over 4 years ago
Two winters ago, one of these buggers built a nest on top of my car’s battery. That was a bit of a shock.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Welcome to Red Roof Inn!
1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago
Need a warm spot? Rose has a place where you can snuggle up. With a cute little kitty!
bakana over 4 years ago
It’s all Murphy’s own fault.
His Real Estate Scam sold off all the warm places to sleep at night.