Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 30, 2019

Moms know.

What about the other half?

This is why kids develop the “qualities” of stealth, duplicity, subterfuge, etc.

While you’re at it, Aunty, don’t forget to tell them you’ve spent all of their inheritance.

My stepson always wondered how I always seemed to turn up when he was doing something he shouldn’t have been. I told him, “Been there, done that.” What I didn’t tell him is that I usually got away with it.

If that makes you feel good, think about the stuff you never found out.

Mom taught me how to get away with murder in college, so to speak.

They’ll just change what the activity is called to something unintelligible so you don’t know what they’re doing.

Be careful what you post on Facebook…

Be careful Mom, Aunty, whatever, we’ll choose your nursing home.

To be honest not long ago…my sister & I told her some stuff that happened YEARS ago & she SWEARS she never knew!!