When I knelt down to get a better look, she straightened back up, screeched bloody murder and tried to claim I’d “Assaulted” her.
After I told Exactly what happened and a witness verified it, she was told to stop letting her Alligator Mouth get her hummingbird ass into situations she could not handle.
allen@home over 4 years ago
I’m not going to kiss your ass Aunty. I might kick it however.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pass.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
That’s why we give you a wide berth, Aunty!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sorry, Auntie. You’ll have to get your perversions satisfied by somebody else.
dflak over 4 years ago
I see a lot of this in business and politics where the main questions are: when do I kiss it, where do I kiss it and for how long?
Baba27 over 4 years ago
Is it just fat or do you keep it hard too?
Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Aunty, pick the spot. You’re all ass to many of your readers.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
[BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!]
What the… Oh, it’s just Aunty, backing up… ☺
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m still going to wish you a Happy New Year.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
‘S OK, Aunty. I’ve just added your name to my list for today. :-)
bakana over 4 years ago
I once had a girl who told me to Kiss Her Ass.
I responded with “Bend over and Bare it.”
She bent over and dropped her panties.
When I knelt down to get a better look, she straightened back up, screeched bloody murder and tried to claim I’d “Assaulted” her.
After I told Exactly what happened and a witness verified it, she was told to stop letting her Alligator Mouth get her hummingbird ass into situations she could not handle.