Clay Jones for November 19, 2019

Recently convicted Roger Stone (five counts of lying to Congress, one count of obstruction and one count of witness tampering [Donald Trump, are you listening?]), who got his start in political dirty tricks working for Richard Nixon, who he worshipped, and whose face he famously has tattooed on his back (yes, this is true), is going to jail.

Finally Nixon (or at least his visage) goes to jail.

Finally someone goes to jail for Hillary’s emails!

I remember this guy. He’s the one who publicly stated, before Leeann Tweeden even brought it up, “It’s Al Franken’s turn in the barrel.”

Obviously, he was in on the planning of the smear campaign.

It’s really all right with me that the Orange Maroon continues to convict himself of all those crimes, including the high ones. Though it would be better for the nation and the world if he finished tipping over into overt lunacy.

So, any bets on HOW LONG before the Presidential Pardon is issued?

That son-of-a-biscuit-eater! As Gabby said so clearly in “Blazing Saddles”, ‘…gol blame it, dang blam it!”

NO BACK TALK

Stone wants an authentic jail tattoo of Trump on his rump. He’ll show it to Trump when he’s pardoned.

The Big Apple bon vivant Cohn also was an associate of the admitted Republican dirty trickster Roger Stone, another Trump ally. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/27/fbi-releases-file-on-trumps-late-lawyer-roy-cohn.html

You have to admit that Stone did get away with being a criminal for DECADES, and these seven felony convictions bear the same resemblance to his actual criminal career as Billy Barr’s “summary” did to the Mueller Report.

Balaam’s ass?