Only 16 years to go, but forget the beard for two reasons: 1. I couldn’t tolerate the itching; 2. Current Social Rules say facial hair makes one look like a bum.
The lady from the Temperance Society was trying to get the centenarian to attest to the fact that he owed his long life to abstaining from alcohol. Just as the man was about to sign the pledge, they heard a loud commotion coming from the next room.
“What’s that?” the lady asked, in alarm.
“Oh, that’s just my father,” the old man said. “Reckon he’s drunk again.”
sheilag over 4 years ago
Jeff actually is a big guy compared to these guys… and “Grandpa” looks like he’s a 7/8 scale version of Jeff himself… :-P
Mario500 over 4 years ago
(wonders about the question mark closest to the text of “GRANDFATHER” in the last panel of the cartoon)
Rick Smith Premium Member over 4 years ago
Jeff’s new gal is a midget? So Jeff can look directly into her eyes.Not sure what the first panel has to do with the rest, though.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Only 16 years to go, but forget the beard for two reasons: 1. I couldn’t tolerate the itching; 2. Current Social Rules say facial hair makes one look like a bum.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
I’m nuts over her…
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
Old, old, old joke:
The lady from the Temperance Society was trying to get the centenarian to attest to the fact that he owed his long life to abstaining from alcohol. Just as the man was about to sign the pledge, they heard a loud commotion coming from the next room.
“What’s that?” the lady asked, in alarm.
“Oh, that’s just my father,” the old man said. “Reckon he’s drunk again.”
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Well your kids will live long. But why the midget thing?