Mike Luckovich for November 15, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What Trump considers “negotiating with a foreign leader,” the law calls BRIBERY.

    If, instead of asking for ILLEGAL political assistance from a foreign government to interfere in an upcoming U.S. election, Trump had said, “OK, we’ll give you the $391 million that you need to defend yourself against an existential threat from Russian aggression, but I need a favor — you give me back one million of it as a kickback.”

    Would anyone have the slightest doubt that it would constitute BRIBERY?

    The ILLEGAL campaign aid from a foreign government was worth far more than a million dollar kickback.

    Obviously, the crime here is BRIBERY which is accepting or soliciting something of value to influence the performance of one’s official duties.

    Bribery, along with treason, is one of only two specific crimes listed in the Constitutional provision regarding impeachment, along with more vague, generalized references to unspecified “high crimes and misdemeanors” (U.S. Constitution: Article II, Section 4).

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Is Rudy making another payment?

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    brwydave Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The way Tiny honors his contract, if you are not satisfied you had better be prepared to sue. The are lots of big DC law firms that would be happy to take your case, if you have the money to pay them. Better yet, sue him in your own national courts.

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    Jason Allen  over 4 years ago

    Money back? A guarantee like that from the likes of Trump is worth about as much as a couple of sheets of the cheapest toilet paper you can find.

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    Zev   over 4 years ago

    Trump actually returning money? Nah, couldn’t happen.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Crooked Trump will tell any lie to get you to buy his shoddy and worthless product.

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    A guarantee from Trump? Run from that deal fast.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    TOTALLY UNREALISTIC! Fat-Ass would NEVER give anyone their money back… unless ordered to by a Federal Judge!

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    babka Premium Member over 4 years ago

    how does he get away with rape, murder, being a scofflaw, a serial adulterer, a bully, a traitor, a thug……?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I heard the other day that those Javelin anti-tank missiles came with strings attached.. They are not to be used against Russian tanks.. They are for show only… to scare the Russians.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    Hah! As if he ever “paid” anyone anything – other than hush money to prostitutes, legal fees, and divorce settlements (none of which can be discharged in a bankruptcy proceeding).

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    stick&rudder  over 4 years ago

    Roger Stone was found guilty on all counts: witness tampering, lying to congress and obstruction of justice. Now sit back and watch the rats desert the ship!

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    librarian4hire  over 4 years ago

    Bullshirt. When has Trump ever given money back?

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Pink is a nice change from that constantly RED tie.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If tiny put a contract out on me, I wouldn’t lose a minute’s sleep because those guys KNOW they would never be paid.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 4 years ago

    A little early for Christmas carols, but what the heck:

    Bad King Donald Trump looked out

    On the Feast of Putin

    Trump’s crimes witnesses laid out

    The treason and the lootin’

    Bad King Trump was heard to say

    (Whispering to Putin)

    “Could you please my problems solve

    With a little shoo—oo-tin’?"

    Putin said, "Don’t bug me now

    Not upon my Feast Day

    Thanks to you, you bloated cow

    I now own the USA

    But your usefulness to me

    (You idiot) has ended

    Time to give Mike Pence a chance

    Christ and treason blen-en-ded!"

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    What did he sell to Turkey, This Time?

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