Long Story Short by Daniel Beyer for April 25, 2022

Thankfully i don’t have that channel.

The Dung Channel…Giving you the scoop on the poop…

It’s a crappy network!

There are, around the world, several museums dedicated to the study of faeces.

theshitmuseum.org

I don’t a lot to say about this . . . just that it exists.

Is that the Fox Network?

Soon- Seven Sports Dung channels you have to pay for but don’t want.

Cable in itself is dung…

We’re paying for dung….

We all have that channel. It’s just called something else.

Copraphiliacs rejoice, now an unlimited number of shows on coprolite.

You sure they’re not watching some network news channel?

No sh*t, Sherlock! That describes just about all of TV land.

So it’s a streaming channel?

there’s a lotta good sh… dung on that channel…

So TV really is a vast waste-land

Well, that television station went right to s—t!