Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 17, 2019

the true story of Jack and Jill

Shut up and drink the wine. We got some tumbling to do!

Yeah well you never said anything about my crown breaking.

But in the end they fell for each other so it all works out…

How else was he going to get you up the hill?

Enjoy it before he breaks his head, girl.

Jack is willing to fetch boxed wine.

Beware of Deceiving tweets, …Chats and texts, OH MY!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Each had a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50, think they went up for water?

Is that what’s called selling yourself cheap?

So that why they were so accident prone, all that wine.

Did he mention getting kinky with brown paper??

Siblings nowadays…

I could never figure out why they went up to try and find water in the first place.

Jack: “I was PUSHED!”