Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 15, 2022
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Transcript:
Abby: Hey guys - do you want to go with us to Megawoods Mall? Dad is taking us to skate at the ice rink the mall set up for the holidays. Mondo: Yeah! Abby: Okay. Be ready to leave in about 10 minutes. Jack: Cool! I haven't skated in a long time. Mondo: Ice-skating? We're going ice-skating? Jack: After you heard your precious Abby utter the words, "Do you want to go with us..." your mind just melted into a gooey blob of silly putty, didn't it? Mondo: I don't know how to ice-skate!
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Out of all of the sports that Mondo excels in, ice skating isn’t one of them. If Abby (his one true love) ever found out his deep dark secret, he’d never live it down.
Jimmyk939 over 1 year ago
We just call it skating up here in the Valley. Same with hockey. It is self evident
rhpii over 1 year ago
Mondo needs to know how to approach this situation. I don’t know how, can you put your arm around me and help me learn? Geez what are they teaching kids these days?
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
It’s easy. Just remember, when you fall, fall down. Otherwise the fire department has to get their ladder zamboni to get you off the ceiling.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Have Abby teach you….
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Truth is, Mondo, nobody knows how to ice skate. The folks in the Olympics have just found tricks to make falling down look cool.