Strange Brew by John Deering for November 16, 2019

Burp.

Well, that’s good news, he won’t be discounted the day.

Just have Keith set his phone to “vibrate” and call him back. That oughta give the snake a reason to eject the problem.

Be sure to get a few selfies while in there and post them. You will go viral.

Office politics….

This reminds me of something they told me in Jungle Survival School in the Philippines. “There are 174 species of snake in the Philippines. 173 are poisonous. The other, swallows you whole.”

Keith hoping for a crappy day.

If he’s a veterinarian, he can charge them for a full-scale internal exam.

He sure gets wrapped up in his work.

It’ll take Mr. Anaconda a couple of months to fully digest Keith.

He’s got the same lawyer as the convict recently who tried claiming he had completed a life sentence because he had died, then been resuscitated.

Boa Constrictor by Shel SilversteinOh, I’m being eatenBy a boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,And I don’t like it—one bit.Well, what do you know?It’s nibblin’ my toe.Oh, gee,It’s up to my knee.Oh my,It’s up to my thigh.Oh, fiddle,It’s up to my middle.Oh, heck,It’s up to my neck.Oh, dread,It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .