Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 10, 2019

now, Miss, who’s the “one born every minute” after what Andy said in the end?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is smart enough to see that that floozie was just after Andy’s money not because she actually was attracted to the drunken sot :o) my avatar today is a contradiction , why have escalators to go into a fitness center and not use the stairs , I hate exercise , the only work-outs I do is going up from the kitchen?dining room from using my lap top , up to where I keep my desk top and browse GoComics and watch U tube funnies :o) , how was your day? , our Sunday should be busy but calm I hope , but no early morning drive , have fun and thanks for caring pal.

Andy is smarter on occasion than we think.

Can he buy her a drink?

Good question.

Champagne tastes on a beer budget.

I’d turn down a free champagne for a good bitter any day. The bubbles annoy me.

Nice to see Andy get the upper hand for a change.

Is Jack’s the sort of establishment that would stock Pimm’s no. One Cup?

Flo will be bitter once she gets wind of your barroom antics, Andy.

How far is The Old Shillelagh Inn?

I’m in shock that he’s buying anything.

Anyone know what “combine rum” is?

Some of the best classic Andy episodes involved him trying (and once in a while succeeding!) at picking up barmaids or barflies. Maybe this meme can make a comeback?

He’s a cheap date. As long as he’s the one paying.

Andy must be old because that’s what used to be suggested for a woman at the pub in the olden days.

Think again, lady.

If she wants expensive drinks, she needs to be a lot better at estimating the size of a man’s wallet than that.

She don’t him very well. Do she?

And you’re it, lady.