Close to Home by John McPherson for November 05, 2019

Ironically, the campers themselves will make a fine non-vegan meal.

They could always eat Bleep

There’s barely enough to sustain me until I find the next campsite to raid. I hope they have bacon!

So, are these possums again? It’s hard to tell sometimes…

Bleeb look like he is wearing shorts.

It’s unbearable for them

Yogi and Boo Boo would be turning over into their graves if they could see what the campers at Jellystone are like today!

Getting kind of nasty with the language!

Actually, bears are omnivorous. They even eat berries to fatten up for hibernation in the fall. In 1964 I worked at the Alaska Pavilion at the New York World’s Fair. We had two little black bears in the back and we fed them lettuce, among other things.

The best meat grazes in the best pastures. Taste the campers.

For the record, most meat people eat starts from a vegan. Cows, sheep, deer, rabbits etc. I’m thinking we are mowing the biggest link in our food chain once a week.

Kinda overlooked the campers, didn’t ya?

Kale and Okra, bet it’s the name of some vegetarian’s kids.

They rather look like bears mated with werewolves.

Then just eat the campers, for christsake, and stop complaining.