Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 05, 2019

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    Ida No  over 4 years ago

    If English class were more like math class? Student: “Are we ever going to use any of this stuff when we’re adults?” Teacher: “HIIK.”

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    I remember a teacher saying that every class was an ‘English class.’

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    This is exactly why I failed English.

    “Why did Captain Ahab hunt Moby-Dick?”

    “Because otherwise there wouldn’t be a story.”

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    rmercer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Book said so.” don’t work in math class either. Maybe in the Army.

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    gnome  over 4 years ago

    Ambiguous expressions of language, and the exactness of math, anchor the bell curve of our existing knowledge….-gnome

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    With Common Core every class is an English class.

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