Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 07, 2019

Though I’m sure you’d love to go far, Travis… away from Gary’s “poetry”!

Alas, what’s a head to do!!!!

My body is gone, but I’m still living on.

“Be a good kid, and remove my lid.”

I can only imagine the poetry that Travis could write, if he only had hands…

It’s sad in here, so I’m full of tears…

I’m a limbless freak, please kill me.

I’ve been there before…

I’m a poet, and I know it.

“I’m stuck in a jar, and I can’t go far.. well, unless somebody carries the jar afar.. er, DEAR GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE AND ONTO A BODY OF MY OWN!!… dropped the poetry but, sorry.. I get this way from time to time.”

Well, I’m glad he has a good attitude; considering.

An existential metaphor.

Quit while you’re a head ;)

“I got no body, but I’d love a Hot Toddy…”

Ted Nugent’s lyric writer !!! lol

Not to discourage our compassionate budding artist in a jar. But mostly he seems to be stuck at the “poet and didn’t know it” level of versifying….