Leopold is the King of Schadenfreude.
He is the Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton of poetry. Aside from inspiring a contest for horrific writing, he is best known for opening one of his novels with, “It was a dark and stormy night…”
Leopold thrives on the failure of others.
Leopold is so devious and conniving….how can Gary live with him????. WAIT! Gary’s a vampire….nevermind….
Leopold is mean but it’s kind of hard to feel sorry for a vampire…
lmao … yeah, cause for celebration … have a cigar, blow smoke in his face … dance around, yelling “hip hip HOORAYYY!”
Leopold is a foul weather schadenfreund.
You mean Gary’s tears aren’t enough to drink?
The part about the chip crumbs “nesting in his chest hair like snowflakes” made me tear up a bit.
I think it’s time Gary evict Leopold!! A total ingrate!!
When the literary magazine gives you lemons, use a slice to flavor your very cheap bubbly….
Leopold though has trouble being a mad scientist leader not a flunky for the fat vampire.
October 24, 2014
Alien-X over 4 years ago
Leopold is the King of Schadenfreude.
jmcenanly over 4 years ago
He is the Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton of poetry. Aside from inspiring a contest for horrific writing, he is best known for opening one of his novels with, “It was a dark and stormy night…”
hoagieman12 over 4 years ago
Leopold thrives on the failure of others.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Leopold is so devious and conniving….how can Gary live with him????. WAIT! Gary’s a vampire….nevermind….
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Leopold is mean but it’s kind of hard to feel sorry for a vampire…
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
lmao … yeah, cause for celebration … have a cigar, blow smoke in his face … dance around, yelling “hip hip HOORAYYY!”
cwilfong over 4 years ago
Leopold is a foul weather schadenfreund.
warjoski Premium Member over 4 years ago
You mean Gary’s tears aren’t enough to drink?
jvn over 4 years ago
The part about the chip crumbs “nesting in his chest hair like snowflakes” made me tear up a bit.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
I think it’s time Gary evict Leopold!! A total ingrate!!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
When the literary magazine gives you lemons, use a slice to flavor your very cheap bubbly….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Leopold though has trouble being a mad scientist leader not a flunky for the fat vampire.