I was at my dermatologist yesterday. We swap puns much to the dismay of his staff. I only see him every now and then. They have to put up with him every day.
He was scraping something off the side of my head and seemed to be at it for a while. I asked, “What are you excavating for?” He replied, “A precursor for Stonehenge.” I said, “Id appreciate it if you stop before you get to my brain.” He replied, “I don’t do microsurgery.” I looked at his assistant and said, “I walked right into that one, didn’t I.” She responded, “That’s what happens when you give him a straight line.”
wldhrsy2luv over 4 years ago
Yes, it is.
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
Try “Boy’s Life”. Their joke section has some of the corniest jokes ever.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
RD used to be one of the best reasons to go to magazine rack. Old issues still read better than lots of moderns.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
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DanFlak over 4 years ago
I was at my dermatologist yesterday. We swap puns much to the dismay of his staff. I only see him every now and then. They have to put up with him every day.
He was scraping something off the side of my head and seemed to be at it for a while. I asked, “What are you excavating for?” He replied, “A precursor for Stonehenge.” I said, “Id appreciate it if you stop before you get to my brain.” He replied, “I don’t do microsurgery.” I looked at his assistant and said, “I walked right into that one, didn’t I.” She responded, “That’s what happens when you give him a straight line.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
I’d say it’s moderately obsolete.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You can get plenty of those on gocomics.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
rd.com, but not your Father’s Reader’s Digest.