Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 22, 2019

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    #tenderhaunches

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    #dontleaveme

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Otto Connect can be a pain.

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    anomalous4  over 4 years ago

    “Autocorrect is my worst enema.” ~anon.

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    prrdh  over 4 years ago

    According to the late, great Stan Kelly-Bootle, ‘consult’ is a portmanteau of ‘con’ and ‘insult’, so autocorrupt isn’t really that far off.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 4 years ago

    I’ve had insulting work to do, myself.

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    Mittens, you know you like to play beer pong with Drunk Patty.

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    Is Grandma going to the casino again?

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    bookworm0812  over 4 years ago

    #stillinsulted

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    mountaingreenery.  over 4 years ago

    Time to put your tin pot pants on Mitty. They will save your tender haunches from Drunk Patty.:D

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