Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 07, 2019

Bulat to the rescue! (since there’s no princesses around)

Tarzan needed time: Hey Blister, I got a coupon for buy one, get one free at Pizza Hut.

By the way, it is affect a plan, not effect a plan.

A tribe of pygmies now?

Call for the great apes. How about elephants?

How about, “slap the gun out of his pudgy paw and brain him on a convenient baobab tree”?

I am not sure why, other than being reduced in character to pure mindless, slavish villainy, old Wezil is going along with this plan to destroy everyone and everything he has ever known … I mean, even a hyena stops at eating its brothers and sisters mostly.

I am gushing with admiration. He is surrounded. He is tied up. He is on his way to being executed. But he not only keeps his sang froid, he is actually wondering how to stop Brister’s evil plan! ooooh my hero.

He could always talk the natives into digging a hole and letting Brister fall into it.

Can fat-boy Brister be charged with a hate crime for disposing of temple cave worshipers?

Tarzan realized he had to lull Brister into a false sense of security by letting Brister kill everyone. Then he could spring his trap!