Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 31, 2019

Trauma queen.

“The wonderful thing about triggers, is triggers are wonderful things!”

Stand your ground!

She should team up with Zack this year.

LOL, just close enough to reality to be hilarious! :)

PC behavior…throwing a hissy fit because it’s not what she likes….give me a break….get lost kid,

Suck it up, CUPCAKE!

careful don’t slip on the snowflake

The costume is so appropriate.

Wait, what? She didn’t melt before she got to the door?

You reserve the right to not view the display and therefore not be offended. There, problem solved.

I’m sorry if my enthusiasm for the spirit of Halloween offends you, but bugger off kid.

She might be a pill but I like her costume.

Sure, kid. Right after I dump all these rocks into your bag!

Well, bless her heart. Suck it up cupcake.

A house in Houston put up what sounds like a FABULOUS Halloween display. Bit too much for one snowflake mama, who sent an anonymous (of course) letter to the homeowner complaining about “extremely scary and inappropriate decoration”. Apparently zombies, body parts, skeletons etc. Claims her hubby took her 10 yr old son on a walk, kid sees the decorated yard from a distance and freaks out! Mama goes on to say that now said kid refuses to be in a room by himself and doesn’t want to go trick-or-treating because he’s afraid of the decorations. Mama closes by thanking the homeowner for RUINING Halloween for her kids.

This was posted on local social media and happily, 176 commenters supported the homeowner. Amazingly, no one suggested the kid was in need of therapy.

Same theme as Zack Hill.