Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 25, 2019

Did Andre ever do that?

Take care and may God bless.

That must have cost NYC a lot of money when Andre was at home in France.

I am pretty sure they stop growing when you die.

Luckily Mr. Roussimoff relieved the NYPD of that duty when he died in 1993.

Perhaps that should be ears and nose HAIR?

Just don’t tell lies like Pinocchio did!

And just how was that cop expected to stop Andre’s fall?

We’ve all contimplated taking the Barney guarding job in our darkest hour.

Penicillium mold harvested from a grapefruit, I think, and then grown and cultured in a bedpan. Ain’t science wonderful!

Yeah. I’ve noticed. I’m going deaf and yet my ears are bigger. But at least now I can pole vault with my nose.

How was the policeman supposed to stop Andre from falling?

How are those little cops going to stop him from falling on someone, because they can’t stop him from drinking as long as he obeys the law.

I’m curious…..after a nose job, does it keep growing?

Nice Andre had a pal when he needed one.

Not true about the ears and noses. Explanation is longer than I care to type. Google it.

It’s just not fair! I’ve got another body part I want to keep growing…

Actually, feet continue growing throughout your life, as well.